February 2012
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Boys' butts make me laugh.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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I can’t help but get upset when the Marine Corps denies me scholarships on the basis that my father wasn’t killed in Iraq. No, my dad did not die overseas. He came home from his second tour of the middle east only to die seven days later of a heart attack. I understand he wasn’t on the field when it happened, but that doesn’t make his death any less noble or unrelated to...
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